I just wish it was easier to find a job where I don’t have to do anything.

Preferably one where I can wear a suit.

tapdancingweasley:

LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN GIRL

WE’RE GONNA FGHKUJHYGFDEEWDGJNHUJNBGTRDFGHVCDANBVTRTYHDEWSDFGVXV FOR YOOUUUUUUUUUU

AND YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL

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danceycorpse:

Sea Turtles motherfucking high five each other.

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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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harrisonfords:

Favorite Movies → Scream (1996)

Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!

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